Flighty, Fickle and Fanciful ...

Wahey!!

I've found some plasters that seem to have stopped the blisters hurting!! I've even been in the bath and the swimming pool and they have survived, they are called Fastaid+ and they contain aloe vera.

I've walked to and from the gym in my new trainers and deemed them excellent for three quid! I fair bounce along now.

Unlike my other half who has taken to stilt walking like a duck to water and is now making walking look like snails pace. He made himself a pair of stilts 2 weeks ago (without my knowledge) he taught himself to walk on them - he made our daughter a pair a week ago, she is now as proficient as him.

This morning a pair of plasterers stilts arrive in the post. I was woken up by a man 8 foot tall! Well at least he got the cobwebs down!

Hmm... madness afoot at Sketchweasel Towers.

Now he's added the stilt walking to his fire eating act and is making a complete tit of himself ... which is nice

I get vertigo from 3inch heels - how can anyone want to wander around 'up' there is beyond me.

Oh and there is the fact that when he is on his stilts my head is just level with his groin - if I hear him say just once more ...'well while you're down there' hmmm... I fear he may get more than he bargained for

Once upon a time I was married to this nice chap who used to go out to work for a living as a High Voltage Test Engineer - pretty funky title - until he got blown up by 80,000.00 volts hand to hand through the heart the week before his 24th birthday. Since then a job can only be interesting to him if it is entertaining and slightly dangerous - so he tends to invent them for himself.

My husband is an adrenaline junkie and I thought I'd seen the back of a scorched Hedgewolf, no more smelling of Coleman Fuel kisses. Ho hum ...

Life is interesting with a Hedgewolf - if somewhat disturbing at times!