I can feel it happening - the butch bitch in me is trying to escape the confines of the house, garden and work - I want to be out there kicking arse and looking tough and like the bad arsed biker bird I used to be.
Hedgewolf has his bike back on the road - huzzah ... vroom......!
And me ... I seem to be pottering along being a learner driver and I can feel myself turning into something 'mumsy' and I hate it .......... argh!
Lately I seem to be drowning in a mire of middle age ..
I do not wish to embrace middle age! I wish to kick it's arse back to the 1950's and make it stay there ...
For fucks sake!
Last night I was seriously considering how nice some peacock feathers would look in a stainless steel vase. Help! get me out of here ... what is going on....?
Time to dig out my leathers, dye my hair purple, put on my big boots and find the madwoman inside - quickly before she scuttles back into her closet and hides again!
This is a revolution and I'm HAPPENING to me!
My daughter recommends I read the Illustrated Mum ....
