Superdupergetmestonedquick!

Thank Crunchie it's Wednesday!

Happy Beltaine to all of my Fellow Humans x

Sorry it's a bit late but I seem to be a day behind at the moment - ho hum

Well following my posting of this morning hubby arrived home with required pain killing tablets from the chemist.

Huzzah!!!

Chucked two down my neck and staggered out of the door, looking like a cross between a crab and godzilla (my imagination is running wild - it's the tablets!)

Well about 30 minutes later - having just arrived at work, in queue for a Cappuchino and the munchies hit me .... bugger, I blew half a week's worth of lunch money - I then proceeded to scoff my way through the entire contents of my lunchbox. Come dinner time at 4.30, all I have left is a soggy salad ....

Oh well ... another pain killer later .... we are being bussed to a seminar, being given by the high up's off our national corporation.

In front of me is a plate of individual portions of sweeties,a bowl of fruit, a plate of biccies and a flagon of coffee.

Well what's a girl to do?

2 cups of coffee .. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
Not only am I stoned - I'm also fucking hyper .................................
So I go for a hefty dose of water, to try and bring myself back down a bit, and my colleagues are trying their very best to goad me into releasing my laugh. I have what could be termed a dirty laugh, and they take great pleasure at making me laugh at the most inopportune moments. Buggers!

One nasal ejection later .... I wouldn't mind under normal circumstances but I was eating Skittles at the time ........... Have you ever seen a Purple skittle being nasally ejected at one of the Managing Directors of a national institution before?

I can assure you .. that with hindsight I can now see the funny side .... and I was rather ... a lot embarrased ...

Still our deputy manager was presented with a bottle of champagne - he deserves it, he's a very cool person and I have a lot of respect for the guy and in his typically laidback way fed the honour back to us as his team. Nice bloke.

So I've had a really good day, feeling quite groovy with the world and I'm stoned off my tits - legally!!

We like opiates

Can't feel a thing!