I am a traumatised little Sketchweasel.....
It was quite dark, I was doing my impression of an astronaut attemping to climb our garden steps at about half midnight,carrying glasses and tobbaco tin in my hands, missed my footing, stubbed both feet on the step in front of me and landed .....
On the step in front of me connecting with concrete on both knees and wrists! I now have bruises to both arms (wrist to elbow) and impact points on both kneecaps with lovely shades of purple spreading up both thighs and down both shins.
Ah well that's what you get for being a Purple Princess... Fucking OUCH!
I have work tomorrow ... typing painful now, what's it going to be like typing under pressure??
I can see my walking stick making another of it's occasional forays out of the handbag ... Arse!
Anyway my former foster son is here for a visit and has just made a pot of tea, so I shall go and consume said tea and waffle about his mis-adventures in Spain.
Have a nice Easter all ...
