1. Can you cook?
To the relief of my family - yes
2. What was your dream growing up?
To not drink myself to death before the age of 25
3. What talent do you wish you had?
To play a musical instrument that isn't the damn recorder!
4. Favorite place?
Home with my husband and daughter
5. Favorite vegetable?
OOOH! Mashed swede and carrot with lots of black pepper!
6. What was the last book you read
Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaimon
7. What zodiac sign are you?
Leo cusp Virgo - so a totally confused person who gets it wrong all the time with a tendency to be stroppy.
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
3 earrings each side and a tattoo on my left .....
9. Worst Habit?
Getting the wrong end of the stick
10. Do you personally know anybody on Blog?
Hedgewolf = Hubby, Bloke & Bird in Big Blue House
11. What is your favorite sport?
Nine mens morris
12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
Neither - pessimistic with obstreperous tendencies
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator lift with someone of the opposite sex?
Ask if they can reach the alarm button - cos I sure as shit can't!
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
I'm sorry if I told you I'd have to kill you.
15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
only one - oh dear how boring.
16. Do you have any pets?
Currently the pet human to 2 cats, one of which has 3 legs the other with an obsessive compulsive disorder, a dog called PVC - who is neurotic and five very edible chickens.
17. Do you know how to do the macarena?
No but I can dance a mean Lambada!
18. Is the sun shining where you are now?
It's bloody dark and I've just got in from work!
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
I see a clown and I feel this insane urge to kill things - so that's scary then!
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
My height - I was 5'6" now I am only 5'2 and a smidge.
21. Would you be my good angel or bad angel?
I'm already an angel - but you'll have to decided which one!
22. What color eyes do you have?
Hazel with shades of green - my redeeming feature
23. Ever been arrested?
Yes - drunk & disorderly - trying to break up a fight between my friend and her boyfriend.
24. Bottle or Draft?
Either so long as someone else is buying - current fave Enville Ginger Ale ... mmmmm......smoother than a cashmere codpiece .. oh no that's a different ad!
25. If you won £10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Make a serious dent in my debts and book a holiday.
26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
ah ... Bubblicious ....
27. What's your favorite bar to hang at?
The Man of Kent, John Street, Rochester, Kent
28. Do you believe in ghosts?
I've seen them!
29. Favourite thing to do in your spare time?
Horizontal olympics
30. Do you swear a lot?
Motherfuckingbastardofacuntfacebollockwanker ... what you mean like that
31. Biggest pet peeve?
Lloyds TSB Credit Card Services .. now don't get me onto that subject.
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Unfathomable
