Now I know my hubby is an extremely capable man ... most of the time!

Although he has a tendency to cut himself on blunt objects ... strange considering that he when he sharpens his axes and chisels they are to an unatural sharpness.

However when I find things like this in my in box - I do tend to worry a little about what goes on when I'm not at home .....

How to Clean the Toilet ...

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of
pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him
towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet
and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that
come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying
this.

5. Flush the toilet three and or four times. This
provides a "power-wash."

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be
sure that there are no
people between the ba throom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet , streak
through the bathroom, and
run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling
clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

Ah well that explains what the cat was on about a few weeks ago.