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Posts archive for: 15 January, 2007
  • Cleaning toilets ....

    Now I know my hubby is an extremely capable man ... most of the time!

    Although he has a tendency to cut himself on blunt objects ... strange considering that he when he sharpens his axes and chisels they are to an unatural sharpness.

    However when I find things like this in my in box - I do tend to worry a little about what goes on when I'm not at home .....

    How to Clean the Toilet ...

    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of
    pet shampoo to the
    water in the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him
    towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet
    and close both lids.
    You may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
    Never mind the noises that
    come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying
    this.

    5. Flush the toilet three and or four times. This
    provides a "power-wash."

    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be
    sure that there are no
    people between the ba throom and the front door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
    quickly lift both lids.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet , streak
    through the bathroom, and
    run outside where he will dry himself off.

    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling
    clean.

    Sincerely,
    The Dog

    Ah well that explains what the cat was on about a few weeks ago.

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