OH ARSE!
Tomorrow I start my new job as a Customer Services Advisor for British Gas .. I hear there has been a bit of a controversy this week about British Gas standards ... Ho Hum!
But the reason I say arse is that yesterday I went down with the most virulent bastard of a sore throat.
I don't usually suffer from sore throats - not since I had a tumour the size of a tennis ball removed from my jaw & neck in 1999 - but this bastard is sitting right in the scar tissue and it's really fucking painful to eat, sleep, swallow, turn my head etc .. don't ask what happens when I bend down.. Grrr...
If it wasn't for the fact I was starting my training tomorrow (it's imperative I don't miss it) I would take to my bed for the next week and cry (silently cos it hurts to sob, blab and bawl.)
So tomorrow I shall do my best not to croak when I answer your queries regarding your gas bills!
