Flighty, Fickle and Fanciful ...

I nicked this from another blogger - it was a bit of a long one - so I've edited it a bit!

1. Does anyone know your password to your myspace?
I can't remember it myself!

2. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonalds?
Do me a favour! I wouldn't eat McVomits if it was the last ?food? on earth!

3. Are you an emotional person?
Isn't everyone?

4. Do you like your name?
Which one ? My foster son affectionately calls me Bi - atch!

5. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Oh yes!

6. Ever felt jealous of your friend?
several friends several times

7. What was the last thing you did?
ate a cheese toastie

8. Who is right next to you?
Hedgewolf

9. Who was the last person you ate with?
see above

10. What song are you listening to right now?
John the Revelator - Son House

11. How's the weather right now?
Bright and sunny - very autumnal

12. Last person who called you today?
no one phones me .... ah!

13. Last lie you told?
see above!

14. Last song you sang?
Laughing Gnome - David Bowie

15. Do you like anyone?
like lots of people - but do they like me?

16. Lost a friendship over something stupid?
Yes.

18. Last thing you ate?
see number 7

19. What did you do last night?
smoked some weed and had an early night

20. Faked being sick to miss school?
hell no! my mother tried to send me with a burst appendix

21. What time did you wake up today?
About 7.30

22. Last person you texted?
My Mum

24. What are you wearing right now?
Jeans, Roll neck jumper, teeshirt, beanie, purple scarf.

25. Are you too quiet to ask anyone out?
Sometimes.

26. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Eyes, bum and shoes.

27. Where are you right now?
sitting on the end of my bed struggling to type.

28. When was the last time you had sex?
Dunno

30.How old are you?
38

31. Are you an only child?
No.

32. What’s the most annoying thing people say to you?
they call me by my real first name and mispronounce it.

33. What is the middle name of the last person you slept with?
Ian.

34. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
Apple catchers - purple

35. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
3 of them: Immigrant Song by Led Zep, Sweet Child of Mine - Guns and Roses and Who wants to live for ever - Queen

36. Would you tell your parents if you're gay?
My Dad is already convinced I'm a lesbian (have been happily married for nearly 12 years!)

37. Beatles or Stones?
Neither.

38. If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who?
I couldn't be that judgemental.

39. Beer, wine or hard liquor?
Teetotal - rather have a spliff

40. What's your dog thinking right now?
How to wind up a three legged cat.

41. Do you walk around the house naked?
Not til I have some heating in this place!

42. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
These days 1.

43. Where is your best friend?
sitting on the bed playing with his lap top

44. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?
Blond or Red.

45. Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Deaf if I had to choose.

46. Do you have any special talents?
Ask Hedgewolf LOL!

47. Did you brush your teeth this morning?
They're still in the bathroom!

48. Ever call for a booty call?
A what?

49. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
Put the kettle on and put tea in the pot.

50.Do you like horror or comedy?
comedy horror films - brilliant!

51. Do you like to watch movies by yourself?
No.

52. Guilty pleasure movie you will always watch if it's on?
Priscilla Queen of the Desert

53. Person you most wish you hadn't been with?

Most of them.

54. Where do you want to live when you are old?
Australia or Appleby Magna

55. Who is the person you can count on most?
Hedgewolf and My Mum.

56. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?
Paul Weller

57. Real or fake boobs?
Mine are real I can assure you!

58. What is your new obsession?
Blogging

59. Single, Taken, or Crushing?
Taken.

60. Are you happy with where you are?
Right now in my new home - happy as a pig in shit mate!

61. When you meet the right person, do you fall fast?
I did and married him 3 months later.

62. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Many times

63. Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok?
If it's an honest and open relationship - it aint cheating.

64. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
Did and they did it again and again - no honesty there.

65. Have you talked about marriage with another person?
I've been engaged 5 times!

66. If somebody liked you right now, what do you think is a cool way to let you know??
Wine me dine me 69 me! LOL

67. Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
Every day.

68. Do you have feelings for someone right now?
Yes Hedgewolf.

69. Have you ever wished you could've had someone but you knew you couldn’t have them?
Yes.

70. Have you ever broken a heart?
Yes

71. Would you ever fight over your significant other?
Yes and have done.

72. What would you say about your last ex?
A slimy shit bag who was the biggest rat I ever met and he wasn't really worth getting suicidal over but I did.

73. Have you had sex in the last week?
No

74. Have you kissed someone in the last 2 weeks
Yes - many times

75. Who's the last person you hugged?
Hedgewolf

76. What is the last thing that you drank?
Tea, tea, tea, tea, tea.

77. Who is the last person you think about at night?
Hedgwolf and our daughter

78. Who is one person you can't stand from high school?
All of them (except for 1 or 2)

79. What grade did you make in Algebra?
I didn't understand the concept of algebra until 4 years ago.

80. What's the last thing you watched on TV?
Jools Hollands Hootenanny new years eve 2005.

81. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes! Have you and can I have the photos please.

82. Have you ever had a threesome?
Only 3 - that's a bit suburban.

83. Favourite non alcoholic drink?
Tea, tea, tea, tea, tea

84. If you could have one wish, what would it be?
To end world domination by George W.

85. Is that a realistic wish?
Probably not.

86. Do you know who plays at least a small part in every Adam Sandler movie?
Who is Adam Sandler?

87. This is for guys and girls - Do you or have you ever read Cosmo?
No but I read Bizzarre Magazine - love it.

88 Have you ever watched the Britney Spears movie Crossroads?
She made a movie??

89. Do you listen to Lindsay Lohan?
I listen to Wogan, Ken Bruce, Jeremy Vine & Steve Wright - but not the Ginger Whinger!

90. Favourite colour?
Purple

91. Paul Walker or Ryan Phillippe?
Que??

92. Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera?
Is that to shoot either of them - cocking gun now ...

93. Smurfs or Carebears?
Give me a break - I like the don't carebears and my little pony abbatoir.

94. Favourite ex?
A very sexy Geordie called Davey

95. Do you want platinum or gold for your wedding band?
I have Silver because I wanted to.

96. Have you ever paid to have your eyebrows waxed?
Hell no - I'm too scared to wax my legs.

97. Have you ever broken the law?
Yes.

98. Have you ever flashed someone?
I danced naked on a table top in my younger days.

99. Are you pro-choice or pro-life?
Pro-choice.

100. Did you vote in the last election?
No our candidate died the day before the election.

101. Do you think that the tobacco companies should pay for people's medical bills?
The tobacco companies pay more into the NHS than any other company in the world.

102. What scares you?
Anything harming my daughter.

103. What makes you happy?
Husband, Daughter and Music

104. If you could have one person, other than your partner, in your bed tonight, who would it be?
As well as! Johnny Depp

It's now Wednesday and our little cat Slippers is still alive!

She had a checkup at the vets on Monday and has another tomorrow, the wound is healing nicely, Slippers (now renamed Tripod) is gaining strength daily and has managed to navigate the stairs to harrass my daughter at night and she also managed to get into the fireplace and have a wee ... nice!

Our dog PVC is hating this time of year - she's a quivering wreck at the first sound of the evening fireworks going off. Poor little jelly dog.